We are obsessed with the hot pizza. We believe that there is only one way for any self respecting pizza to be, and that is Hot. Hotter than an Eskimo on safari in the kalahari desert. Scorching hot like the top of a fireman's hose. To ensure this, our highly trained delivery team used special electric heated "Scorcher" delivery bags to take our pizza from the over door to your front door in 39 minutes.
(Coal walking is a crucial part of our training.)
TASTY.
The tastiest pizza starts with the tastiest ingredients. To ensure that out fruit and veggies are of the finest and freshest standards, we've employed a pack of highly trained and very fussy bunnies to do the taste testing. If they dont like it, neither do we. Before any slither of cheese make it onto our pizza's it has to get the yay-dedoodledoo from the yodeling Swiss cheese master, who we keep at the back.
(He's got plenty of fresh water, don't worry.) Our first-grade meat gets the "ok" from Oom Piet, prize-braaier and meat-guru.
FAST.
Scooter's is the home of the flying pizza. Our driver's receive speed training from Retired Italian Formula One Drivers, and some of them hold an impressive array of scooter land-speed records. This is to ensure that you receive your piping hot pizza in 39 minutes. It it's late you pay nothing, niks, zip, zilch. Sound barrier. What sound barrier?